stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

merlincholia:

thefoxxybenedict:

Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!

this should be one of those, “mandatory reblog” posts for the starkid fandom because like, this is where Starkid comes from…

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

I always shoot for the moon in my work, so that I'm happy when I land on the roof. 
  • Me with romantic interest:

    Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)

  • Me with platonic friend:

    YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.

  • Tags

    bestfunny:

    kenerics:

    who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

     

    The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

    katsexybrows:

    brilliantbucky:

    evil-freak:

    Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

    Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

    Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

    Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

    now i know for sure that i would be in Hufflepuff

    bestfunny:

    justintimberlakedoingthings:

    Justin Timberlake tames and befriends a wild flag in its natural habitat.